On the first day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... a border across the Irish Sea
On the second day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... crony COVID deals
On the third day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... three French trawlers
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... four sleazy Tories
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... un-declared gifts
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... six care home in crisis
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... seven empty shelves
On the eigth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... eight MPs milking
On the nineth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... nine Christmas parties
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... ten laws a-breaking
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... eleven peers paying
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Tories gave to me ... twelve turds a-floating
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